The Billionth Tweet
We have a winner!
The first public tweet with an ID greater than 999,999,999 has been written by a bot. Tweet number 1,000,000,001 is :
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CrystalLake CL News: PR Newswire Summary of Technology Copy, Nov. 10, 2008 - StreetInsider.com (subscript.. http://snipr.com/5barm
12:49 AM November 11, 2008 |
Special award
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2008 Award Winners
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Winners will be receiving eternal fame, and a personalized plaque!
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MissRFTC I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room! 02:44 PM July 29, 2008 |
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wilw When I was a kid, our footie pajamas weren't flame retardant. GodDAMN, we were hardcore. 03:20 PM August 06, 2008 |
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MarsPhoenix Iron Chef on Mars? Set the oven to 1003 degrees Celsius (1837 F) and baked a soil sample and find secret ingredients :D Minerals, that is. 06:16 PM June 17, 2008 |
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MarsPhoenix The friendly dirt has salts and nutrients magnesium, sodium, potassium and chloride. And pH of 8. You could grow asparagus, say scientists. 05:16 PM June 26, 2008 |
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MarsPhoenix Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!! 05:14 PM June 19, 2008 |
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hotdogsladies Oh, no. Don't "leave Twitter." But, if you must, for the love of God, PLEASE post a long explanation. So our children can know your story. 06:49 AM July 26, 2008 |
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brianleroux Speaking of offensive, douche beside me in line is reading over my shoulder. Heh. 05:37 PM July 22, 2008 |
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popgloss Is it wrong that I secretly wish I could text in the tanning bed? Twelve minutes of doing nothing can sometimes be so difficult. 05:40 PM April 14, 2008 |
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BruceAdcock I laughed, I cried; unfortunately, this was all highly inappropriate for the fiscal subcommittee meeting I was in. 03:14 PM April 11, 2008 |
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lintondavies My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i got all of the ladies in my twitter stream pregnant 07:33 AM July 31, 2008 |
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tj I told him about a problem. He said he'd "throw some bodies at it." He's a mortician. The problem was a sinkhole. I'm trying not to worry. 08:08 AM July 11, 2008 |
